The Witcher 3: Funny Pictures

A few funnies out of the enormous ocean of screenshots I’ve taken so far. It should be somewhat light on spoilers. A few characters are revealed that you probably knew you were going to see anyway.

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Impressive growl – but can you stand on one hand, like this?

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Very tempting offer, miss, but uh… no thanks.

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Eric Clapton! Shot any lawmen lately?
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Geralt isn’t the only one having sex in this game. Yes, this is fully animated and all.
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Where? Where? I don’t see it!
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At the entrance to a cave, I found this tribute to a certain Monty Python movie.
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I think I need a shave, honey. Could you… AUCH!
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When you first meet Zoltan in Novigrad. Don’t worry, that’s not meant for Geralt.
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I met this rock troll and asked him if he got a minute. This was his excellent answer.
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Interesting version. Well, at least it’s not “pam pa ram” again.
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I met these dudes and asked them what they were doing there. (Actually it’s a quest but I’m not going to spoil it.)
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Interesting situation, right? Want to know how it happens? Play the game! 🙂
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A toilet in the middle of nothing? Well, if you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Geralt meets someone impersonating a witcher. Badly.
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I found this dead couple posed like this. Each had an apple. Anyone know what that’s supposed to mean?

2 comments on “The Witcher 3: Funny Pictures

  1. I feel sorry for Whoreson Junior. His father must have made quite a name for himself. Or his grandmother for that matter.. 😀

  2. By the way, the armor Geralt is wearing in the last four screenshots is the Feline light armor set. I’ve already replaced it today with the enhanced Griffin medium armor set, though.

    Both these sets are specifically crafted for witchers.

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