Grim Fandango Dialog Transcript
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Manny
These monsters have made a dam out of human bones.

Manny
Aaaaiiieee!

Manny
I wonder if this thing is rated for rodents.

Manny
Aaaaiiieee!

Manny
Aaah!


EXT Beaver Dam EVENING


Manny
Okay, the Beasts of Black River are blowing bubbles at the bottom.

Manny
So let's power on through, huh Glot?

Glottis
Manny, look at that bad-ass gate. I can't drive through that.

Glottis
We have to find the key!

Manny
ˇHíjole!


EXT Big Gate EVENING


Manny
That road leads out of the forest, I'm sure, but I don't think I'd get very far on foot.

Manny
Plus, how could I leave without Glottis?

Manny
These monsters have made a dam out of human bones.


EXT Beaver Dam EVENING


Manny
There's a big, old padlock on this outer gate.

Manny
I couldn't take that off with my bare hands...

Manny
There's a big, old padlock on this outer gate.

Manny
There's a big, old padlock on this outer gate.

Manny
I couldn't take that off with my bare hands...

Manny
If only I hadn't thrown away that little hand-exerciser Domino got me for secret Santa...


EXT The Petrified Forest EVENING


Glottis
I ain't driving back to town, Manny!

Glottis
We can't fit down there!

Manny
This sign post seems to be pointing the way to Rubacava.

Manny
Not right now.

Manny
He wasn't kidding--he really loves to drive!

Manny
I don't really want to do that.

Manny
I don't really want to do that.

Manny
I don't really want to do that.

Manny
I don't really want to do that.

Manny
Not here!

Manny
That's no way to treat the Bone Wagon.

Manny
Not here!

Manny
That's no way to treat the Bone Wagon.

Manny
Not here!

Manny
That's no way to treat the Bone Wagon.

Manny
Not here!

Manny
That's no way to treat the Bone Wagon.

Manny
I'm not carrying this thing any farther if it's going to keep pointing the other way like that.

Manny
It's demoralizing.

Manny
This sign post seems to be pointing the way to Rubacava.


EXT Spiders' Lair EVENING


Manny
It's an ugly pile of bones, like me.

Manny
What can they catch in that? Owls?


EXT The Petrified Forest EVENING


Manny
Okay, I don't know what those weird noises are, but I think I'd rather go find out in the safety of the Bone Wagon.

Manny
Okay, I don't know what those weird noises are, but I think I'd rather go find out in the safety of the Bone Wagon.

Manny
Okay, I don't know what those weird noises are, but I think I'd rather go find out in the safety of the Bone Wagon.

Manny
Okay, I don't know what those weird noises are, but I think I'd rather go find out in the safety of the Bone Wagon.

Glottis
We can't fit down there!

Glottis
We can't fit down there!


EXT Tree Farm EVENING


Manny
I've broken it. Fun's over.

Manny
I've broken it. Fun's over.


EXT Beaver Dam EVENING


Manny
Okay, the Beasts of Black River are blowing bubbles at the bottom.

Manny
So let's power on through, huh Glot?

Glottis
Manny, look at that bad-ass gate. I can't drive through that.

Glottis
We have to find the key!

Manny
ˇHíjole!

Manny
I get the feeling there's something on the other side of this gate that I'm not going to like.

Manny
There's a big, old padlock on this outer gate.

Manny
There's a big, old padlock on this outer gate.


EXT Big Gate EVENING


Manny
These monsters have made a dam out of human bones.


EXT Beaver Dam EVENING


Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.

Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.

Manny
There's a big, old padlock on this outer gate.

Manny
I couldn't take that off with my bare hands...

Manny
If only I hadn't thrown away that little hand-exerciser Domino got me for secret Santa...

Manny
I get the feeling there's something on the other side of this gate that I'm not going to like.