Grim Fandango Dialog Transcript
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INT. Security Station NIGHT
Manny
Well, maybe just a sip...
Manny
(smack) Ahhh...
Carla
Sir, if you will, please, place all of your belongings on the security desk...
Carla
You sure you're not packing anything else?
Manny
Nothing that would set off that thing.
Carla
Then, sir, I'm afraid you'll have to step into the back with me.
Manny
Rules are rules.
Carla
...and of course with my Dad being in the military we moved around a lot...
Manny
Mmmm-hmmm.
Carla
I remember this one town we moved to when I was in the first grade...
Manny
Oh, really?
Carla
Yeah, the only industry in the area was figs...
Carla
...acres and acres of fig trees, everywhere you looked...
Carla
...I myself, never really cared for figs.
Carla
I always liked dates more.
Carla
Or prunes. Don't you just love prunes?
Manny
Mmmmm. Dates.
Carla
They have such a great texture...
Carla
All wrinkled up like my Grandma Hedwig's face...
Carla
...Oh, poor Grandma Hedwig...
Manny
Never a big fan of prunes.
Carla
...she was always forgetting things.
Manny
Hedwig. Now, that's an interesting name...
Carla
I remember one time back when I was six...
Carla
...or maybe I was seven...
Manny
Speaking of metal detectors...
Carla
Did you just come back here to ask to borrow my metal detector?
Manny
No way.
Carla
Oh, okay. Now, where was I?
Carla
Oh, yeah--so the only industry in town was FIGS...
Carla
...acres and acres of fig trees, everywhere you looked...
Manny
Actually, you were farther than that in your story.
Carla
...I myself, never really cared for figs.
Manny
Um... I heard this part already.
Carla
I always liked dates more.
Carla
Or prunes. Don't you just love prunes?
Manny
I think you were just at the part about your metal detector...
Carla
Are you sure you didn't just come back here for this metal detector?
Manny
Actually, I did come back here just for your metal detector.
Carla
What IS it with you and this thing?
Carla
I'm sick of it, Manny!
Carla
If this is all you want, you can fight the cats for it!
Carla
Why is it all men are after the same thing--
Carla
Except you?!
Carla
The only woman you care about is that Colomar dame, and she split on ya!
Carla
I don't know what she did to you, but you know what, I'm DONE trying to figure it out pal!
Manny
Carla...
Manny
Bye, Carla!
Carla
Drop dead.
INT. Cat Stable NIGHT
Manny
Well, that's the hole I saw Carla's metal detector fall through...
Manny
Oh no...
Manny
See, this is why I don't have a pet.
Manny
I'm NOT going in there.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Salvador
Agent Calavera, I have word that you arrived in Rubacava safely.
Salvador
This is great news, as your service to the L.S.A. may now continue.
Salvador
I am pleased to report the successful hatching of the eggs you liberated.
Salvador
The hatchlings, which Eva has named "Manny" and "Meche," are quite healthy and eager to serve our cause.
Salvador
With luck, my next letter will be borne to you across the sky by these young, gossamer wings of truth.
Salvador
For the revolution,
Salvador
--Salvador Limones.
Manny
I don't really want to do that.
Manny
I'm keeping this little gold mine to myself.
Manny
I don't really want to do that.
Manny
I'm not using my union card for anything but getting on that boat!
Manny
This key doesn't work there.
Manny
See, this is why I don't have a pet.
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Manny
Mmmm. Smells good, but I'd rather eat my own arm.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
Ah-ha!
Manny
A little stinky, but it could be worse.
Manny
See, this is why I don't have a pet.
Manny
Next beach I see, I'm finding me a watch.