Grim Fandango Dialog Transcript
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INT. Casino Floor NIGHT


Manny
Hoy! Que alivio!

Manny
I can't remember the last time I had access to a men's room.

Manny
I'm okay for now.

Manny
I think this is his good side.

Manny
Going up?

Tube-Switcher Guy
This elevator goes up straight to the penthouse suite of Hector LeMans.

Tube-Switcher Guy
Mr. LeMans, he only do the business with the very select, elite clientele.

Manny
I think this is his good side.

Manny
Yeah, right!

Manny
I'm select, and I'm VERY elite!

Tube-Switcher Guy
You look like you work in a meat locker to me, pal.

Manny
These aren't my regular clothes!

Tube-Switcher Guy
Well, when you get your regular clothes, I'll give you the regular treatment.

Manny
Out of my way! I'm in SHOW BUSINESS!

Tube-Switcher Guy
What show?

Tube-Switcher Guy
Yukon Follies?

Tube-Switcher Guy
Ha ha ha!

Manny
Look, I just want you to understand that I'm totally sympathetic...

Manny
...to the extremely intense power trip you're on, but--

Tube-Switcher Guy
Beat it!

Tube-Switcher Guy
Or should I say, "MUSH?" Huh-huh!

Manny
Hey, weren't you once a tube switcher repairman?

Tube-Switcher Guy
Yeah, but they took out that whole tube system...

Tube-Switcher Guy
It kept getting jammed. Not my fault.

Tube-Switcher Guy
Now, finally, I am free to pursue my one true desire.

Manny
Elevator operation?

Tube-Switcher Guy
YES.

Manny
Johnny Thunder isn't gonna be happy about this.

Tube-Switcher Guy
Maybe Mr. Thunder needs to spend more money on wardrobe.

Manny
Johnny Thunder isn't gonna be happy about this.

Tube-Switcher Guy
Maybe Mr. Thunder needs to spend more money on wardrobe.

Manny
I can't go strolling through the halls now...I'm on the lam!

Manny
I wonder if she's intrigued by my new jaw.

Manny
Buenos días.

Meche
Back off, sleaze ball, or my husband here will bust your jaw.

Manny
Not right now.

Manny
Meche, it's me!

Meche
Manny? That's some costume!

Meche
Here...

Meche
Help me get Mr. High Roller here into this sheet so we can get out of here!

Charlie
Hey! Is that you young lady?

Charlie
I'll get you!

Meche
I'm going to punt this twerp the first chance I get!

Meche
I'm going to punt this twerp the first chance I get!

Manny
Not right now.

Manny
I'm not here to sprout anybody except Hector.

Manny
I'd better not expose my weapon in here...

Manny
Probably security cameras everywhere.

Charlie
You must be patient, my kitten, rrrrrr!

Charlie
I'll escort you to your party, just as soon as my system pays off here...

Manny
That's no way to treat an agent of the L.S.A!

Manny
There can't be too much in here.

Manny
No.

Manny
I'd better save it.

Manny
Something strange is going on under that raincoat.

Manny
Hey, what's going on under that raincoat?

Gambler
I don't know, what's going on under that makeup...

Gambler
...AGENT CALAVERA?

Manny
You? Didn't Salvador chop you in half earlier this evening?

Gambler
Yes, which has given me this glorious opportunity to serve the cause...

Gambler
...by gathering funds for the L.S.A. while stealing from our arch-enemy at the same time!

Manny
That's one dedicated soldier.

Manny
What exactly are you doing with these slot machines?

Gambler
I stick myself inside, like a finger down the throat of Hector LeMans himself!

Gambler
And I make the machine regurgitate the wealth it has devoured!

Manny
Ehhh.

Manny
There's a machine over here that seems unbeatable...

Gambler
That one with the sucker planted in front?

Gambler
Tell me when he gives up, and I'll make it cough cold change!

Manny
That's one dedicated soldier.

Manny
Don't think so.

Manny
There's a machine over here that seems unbeatable...

Gambler
That one with the sucker planted in front?

Gambler
Tell me when he gives up, and I'll make it cough cold change!

Manny
Not right now.

Manny
There can't be too much in here.

Manny
I'd better save it.

Manny
That's no way to treat an agent of the L.S.A!

Manny
I'd better not expose my weapon in here...

Manny
Probably security cameras everywhere.

Manny
Don't think so.

Manny
Don't think so.

Manny
I'd better not expose my weapon in here...

Manny
Probably security cameras everywhere.

Manny
I'm not here to sprout anybody except Hector.

Manny
Hola!

Charlie
No drinks for me, thanks!

Manny
What's Chowchilla Charlie doing here in Hector's casino?

Manny
I knew that suitcase full of counterfeit tickets wasn't his!

Manny
He always did love the slots.

Manny
I wonder if she's intrigued by my new jaw.

Manny
Er, Why do you want to get him into a sheet?

Meche
I told him there was a big toga party at the Casino Romano, but he had to wear this sheet to get in.

Meche
After he changes, you take his suit and go upstairs, get it?

Manny
Hmmm, you're trickier than I thought.

Manny
I wonder if she's intrigued by my new jaw.

Charlie
Not again!

Charlie
I'll get you!

Meche
I'm going to punt this twerp the first chance I get!

Meche
I'm going to punt this twerp the first chance I get!

Manny
I wonder if she's intrigued by my new jaw.

Manny
Not right now.

Manny
There can't be too much in here.

Manny
I'd better save it.

Manny
That's no way to treat an agent of the L.S.A!

Manny
I'd better not expose my weapon in here...

Manny
Probably security cameras everywhere.

Manny
I'm not here to sprout anybody except Hector.

Charlie
You must be patient, my kitten, rrrrrr!

Charlie
I'll escort you to your party, just as soon as my system pays off here...

Manny
I know this guy--he can play the slots for days...

Meche
He said as soon as this machine pays off, he'll come with me.

Manny
Here.

Meche
No, I've tried already, it's your turn!

Charlie
Not again!

Charlie
I'll get you!

Manny
Special assignment just in from Salvador!

Manny
Crack that machine and leave the change, right away!

Gambler
YES SIR!

Charlie
I did it! My system worked! I knew it! I told you!

Meche
That's great! Now let's go so you can buy me a drink at the Romano!

Manny
I'll meet you at the train station with the tickets.

Manny
There won't be one for me, so you'll have to go back by yourself.

Meche
I'll tell that gate keeper everything. He has to help us!

Charlie
Come, my lovely, I have another infallible system I'd like to demonstrate. Rrrrr...

Manny
Little tight in the shoulders, but at least it doesn't reek of sled dog.