Grim Fandango Dialog Transcript
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INT. SS Lola DAY
Manny
Ensign!
Manny
Ensign Arnold was just a kid!
Manny
I'm sorry I lead you into trouble, sailor.
Manny
Ensign Arnold was just a kid!
Manny
Oh, no!
Manny
This can't be happening!
Skinny Hit Man
Hey! He's back here!
Large Hit Man
Sack him!
INT. Engine Room DAY
Large Hit Man
Custom officials! Open this door!
Skinny Hit Man
Yeah, we wanna check your bags.
Glottis
Don't worry, Captain!
Glottis
We're safe in here.
Large Hit Man
Okay, let's just set the explosives and get the Hell out of here!
Manny
Híjole, Glottis sure did a number on that old diesel!
Manny
If it were just a little more powerful, we could probably tear on out of here.
Glottis
I tried! Oh, I tried.
Glottis
But I failed! It's not powerful enough!
Manny
Hey! Maintain, sailor!
Manny
That's the port anchor control.
EXT Oceanside Porthole DAY
Manny
Looks like the anchor's down.
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Can't reach.
INT. Engine Room DAY
Manny
That's the throttle for the starboard-side engine.
Manny
That's the throttle for the port-side engine.
Manny
Híjole, Glottis sure did a number on that old diesel!
Manny
If it were just a little more powerful, we could probably tear on out of here.
Glottis
I tried! Oh, I tried.
Glottis
But I failed! It's not powerful enough!
Manny
Hey! Maintain, sailor!
Manny
I think the best way to use this engine would be the controls over there...
Manny
As opposed to the "hands-on" method.
Manny
Híjole, Glottis sure did a number on that old diesel!
Manny
If it were just a little more powerful, we could probably tear on out of here.
Glottis
I tried! Oh, I tried.
Glottis
But I failed! It's not powerful enough!
Manny
Hey! Maintain, sailor!
Manny
That's the throttle for the starboard-side engine.
Manny
It's hard to totally panic when you're wearing that little sailor suit.
Glottis
NO IT'S NOT!
Manny
Glottis!
Manny
Do something!
Glottis
Okay!
Glottis
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
EXT Oceanside Porthole DAY
Manny
Oh, sure, NOW I find an actual rusty anchor...
Manny
It says, "Inspected by No. 36".
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Can't reach.
EXT Dockside Porthole DAY
Manny
They're locked together like plastic monkeys from a barrel!
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
They're locked together like plastic monkeys from a barrel!
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Well, there you go.
Manny
They're locked together like plastic monkeys from a barrel!
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Can't reach.
Manny
Can't reach.
INT. Engine Room DAY
Manny
Glottis, cover your ears!
Glottis
What was that?
Manny
The dotted line, buddy.
(Manny and Glottis escape from the assassins)
Manny
Just a little farther, Glottis!
EXT Bottom of the Sea DAY
Glottis
Grrkpt!
Glottis
Ggg!
Glottis
Hkkkk!
Glottis
Manny!
Glottis
Choking!
Manny
Mira! Snap out of it, sailor!
Glottis
Easy for you to say, you don't have lungs!
Manny
Hey, you lived without your heart once, so you can live without air for a little while...
Manny
...just until I figure out what we're gonna do...
Glottis
BEWARE, brave Captain!
Glottis
Here in the darkest depths of the Sea of Lament dwell the most horrible monsters of all...
Glottis
The fearsome, murky demons of the deep will swallow you whole the instant you leave this pool of light.
Glottis
Heed my warning, or take one step forward and learn for yourself...
Manny
All right, all right, I believe you!
Manny
Just quit it with the creepy spirit-of-the-land voice, huh?
Glottis
Ggg!
Glottis
Here comes one now!
Glottis
Okay, that might not have been a sea monster, but it was pretty spooky.
Manny
Not blue yet.
Manny
According to our map, I think that's...
Manny
The Pearl.
Manny
I'd definitely go over there first chance I get, but there's a lot of dark water between here and there.
Manny
I'd definitely go over there first chance I get, but there's a lot of dark water between here and there.
Manny
You alright?
Glottis
I'm a spirit of the land, Manny...
Glottis
...not of the sea!
Manny
Hang in there, Mano.
Manny
Híjole. He looks like he's been down here a LOOONG time.
Manny
Amigo!
Chepito
Huh? Who?
Chepito
Ah, geez, another shipwreck!
Chepito
You see?
Chepito
THAT'S why I never travel by boat!
Manny
What are you doing down here?
Chepito
Trying to get out of the Land of the Dead, same as everybody else!
Manny
Why are you walking instead of taking a ship?
Chepito
Got sick of waiting around Rubacava for a boat!
Chepito
Figured I'd make better time this way.
Manny
Why didn't I think of that?
Manny
How do you know where you're going?
Chepito
See the moon over there?
Chepito
I just keep it on my right, that way I know I'm headed in a straight line!
Manny
But...
Chepito
Oldest trick in the book!
Manny
Is everything okay with your eyebrows?
Chepito
Them is barnacles, genius!
Chepito
I don't move fast enough to shake 'em, so they tend to pile up.
Chepito
I don't mind though--they're the only company I got!
Chepito
Hee hee, ain't ya boys?
Manny
How long have you been down here?
Chepito
Well, let me put it to you this way--
Chepito
I wasn't always this color!
Manny
Shouldn't you have hit dry land by now?
Chepito
I'm trying to cross a big ocean here, Sonny, what do you know about it?
Manny
I've already done it, in a BOAT.
Chepito
A boat! Don't talk to me about boats!
Manny
What's the problem with boats?
Glottis
We had such a nice boat...
Chepito
Why is everybody always talking about boats?
Chepito
You got a perfectly good pair of legs, why not use 'em I say?
Manny
How have you kept that light going all these years?
Chepito
Well, I found this coral, this glow-in-the dark coral...
Chepito
Damndest thing...
Chepito
Glows like a lightning bug and never seems to wear out.
Manny
I had some of that once, made a nice grappling hook.
Chepito
I don't think you had what I got, 'cuz I don't think you've been to the place I got it!
Manny
Where'd you get the coral?
Chepito
Edge of the world, boy!
Chepito
That's the only place it grows!
Manny
Let me guess. You died in a boat wreck?
Chepito
A boat wreck would have been better than what happened to us!
Chepito
Led off-course by bad equipment, lost for weeks, no food, no shelter from the sun...
Chepito
We'd started throwing the dead overboard, but then the sharks began following the boat...
Manny
What happened in the end?
Chepito
What happened was I learned three valuable lessons:
Chepito
Stay away from boats,
Chepito
When it comes to navigation, trust only the moon and the stars,
Chepito
...and when there's only two of you left, never ever go to sleep.
Manny
We've had a little accident. Think you could help us out?
Chepito
Depends on what kind of help you're looking for...
Manny
Could we tag along with you?
Chepito
Well, it's a long walk you're talkin' about...
Manny
We don't have any other choice.
Chepito
Oh, all right then, lift those knees, stick close to my light, and try to sing in key!
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.
Chepito
Scare away sea monsters, yeah!
Glottis
Scare away sea monsters, yeah!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine!
Glottis
I'm gonna let it shine!
Chepito
Scare away sea monsters, yeah! I'm gonna let it shine...
Glottis
Scare away sea monsters, yeah!
Glottis
I'm gonna let it shine!
Chepito
Scare away sea monsters, yeah!
Glottis
Scare away sea monsters, yeah!
Glottis
I'm gonna let it shine!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine!
Glottis
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine... Wee-ah-ha!
Chepito
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.
Chepito
I'm not gonna let you touch it, NO! I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
I'm not gonna let you touch it, NO!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
Not gonna let you touch it, NO! I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.
Manny
I thought that looked like our ship!
Chepito
That's just a trick the ocean plays on your mind, kid.
Chepito
Makes everything look the same after a while, like you was going in circles.
Manny
Well, this isn't the kind of progress I was hoping for.
Chepito
Ah, well, the wet march of the soul ain't for everybody!
Manny
Could we borrow that light for a second?
Chepito
Sorry! I'm kind of attached to it!
Chepito
Wah-ha-ha!
Manny
Could you take us to The Pearl?
Chepito
Ha! You don't believe those old stories, do ya?
Chepito
You think somewhere in this ocean there's a gigantic pearl that shines so brightly it can be seen from passing ships?
Chepito
And that sometimes sailors, so allured by its luster, actually fling themselves overboard to dive for it...
Chepito
...and are never heard from again?
Manny
Yeah, and I think it's right over--
Chepito
Baaaaah!
Chepito
I've been walking this ocean for years, I ain't never seen it!
Manny
No, really. The pearl is right over there!
Chepito
You poor sucker, that's the MOON!
Chepito
Tell me you didn't come all this way out here to pearl-dive the moon? Uh-huh-huh-huuuh!
Manny
Could you send for help?
Chepito
Oh, sure!
Chepito
I promise to call for help at the next phone booth I walk by.
Manny
Well, I don't want to break your stride, there...
Chepito
Okay, see you around!
Manny
Watch out for sea monsters!
Chepito
Who, these guys?
Chepito
Ah, they don't mess with ol' Chepito!
Chepito
I'm too bright for 'em! Heh, heh, heh, hooo-heh!
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Manny
That light is just the sort of thing we need...
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Manny
Oh Lola, looks like I let you down again.
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine...
Manny
Oh, I think her days of use are over.
Manny
We're underwater--we're not on the moon.
Glottis
I told you that name was bad luck.
Manny
According to our map, I think that's...
Manny
The Pearl.
Manny
Hey.
Glottis
Sorry.
Manny
I'd definitely go over there first chance I get, but there's a lot of dark water between here and there.
Manny
According to our map, I think that's...
Manny
The Pearl.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
That soul has already been reaped.
Manny
Híjole. He looks like he's been down here a LOOONG time.
Manny
Not blue yet.
Manny
You alright?
Glottis
I'm a spirit of the land, Manny...
Glottis
...not of the sea!
Manny
Hang in there, Mano.
Manny
Oh Lola, looks like I let you down again.
Manny
Oh, I think her days of use are over.
Manny
My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Manny
Amigo!
Chepito
What? More survivors?
Chepito
I just passed another shipwreck not five minutes ago!
Manny
Well, I don't want to break your stride, there...
Chepito
Okay, see you around!
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!
Chepito
Hey! Lay off!
Chepito
Grrrr...Ahh!
Chepito
Aaaaaah!
Chepito
LeggoleggoLEGGO!
Chepito
Get your own lamp, pal!
Chepito
What ever happened to the code of the sea?
Manny
Not blue yet.
Manny
Amigo!
Chepito
What? More survivors?
Chepito
I just passed another shipwreck not five minutes ago!
Manny
Well, I don't want to break your stride, there...
Chepito
Okay, see you around!
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine...
Chepito
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.
Chepito
Scare away sea monsters, yeah!
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine!
Manny
Oh, I think her days of use are over.
Manny
I'd definitely go over there first chance I get, but there's a lot of dark water between here and there.
Manny
Amigo!
Chepito
What? More survivors?
Chepito
I just passed another shipwreck not five minutes ago!
Manny
Well, I don't want to break your stride, there...
Chepito
Okay, see you around!
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Manny
You alright?
Glottis
I'm a spirit of the land, Manny...
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Glottis
...not of the sea!
Manny
Hang in there, Mano.
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
Hey! Lay off!
Chepito
Hlllg!
Glottis
What am I supposed to do with this?
Manny
Follow me.
Chepito
Where are you taking me?!?
Manny
TO THE MOON!
EXT The Pearl DAY
Glottis
Manny? Is that...
Chepito
THE PEARL!
Chepito
WOOO-EEE!
Chepito
I KNEW I'D FIND HER SOME DAY!
Chepito
I'M RICH-RICH-RICH-RICH-RICH!
Manny
Shhh!
Manny
Something's happening.
Glottis
Manny?
Glottis
What's going on?
Manny
I don't know, but I don't like the way that thing's looking at us.
Manny
I'm not going down there while that monster's looking right at me!
Manny
Glottis, go down there and talk demon-talk to that octopus.
Glottis
Heck no! I'm scared. I'm staying up here with you!
Chepito
Brk-brk-brk, BRAAAAAAAK!
Manny
Still not blue. Does he have secret gills somewhere?
Manny
Man, we just can't shake this guy!
Manny
Hey, Chepito, go for a swim, will ya?
Manny
You're drawing too much attention to us!
Chepito
Too bad!
Chepito
I'm sticking to you like the barnacles on my eyebrows, so don't even THINK of sneaking off with my Pearl!
Manny
I'm not going down there while that monster's looking right at me!
Manny
So there really IS a pearl, but does that mean Meche really jumped overboard here?
Manny
It all just seems so... fishy.
Glottis
Heh heh. Good one, Captain.
Manny
There's no talking to octopuses.
Manny
Hey, Chepito, go for a swim, will ya?
Manny
You're drawing too much attention to us!
Chepito
Too bad!
Chepito
I'm sticking to you like the barnacles on my eyebrows, so don't even THINK of sneaking off with my Pearl!
Manny
Hey, Chepito, go for a swim, will ya?
Manny
You're drawing too much attention to us!
Chepito
Too bad!
Chepito
I'm sticking to you like the barnacles on my eyebrows, so don't even THINK of sneaking off with my Pearl!
Manny
I don't think he'd go for that again.
Manny
I'm not going down there while that monster's looking right at me!
Manny
That octopus is tracking us...
Manny
I had no idea their eyesight was so good!
Manny
Not quite as famous as "The Pearl" is "The Slimy, Barnacle-Covered, Old Rock..." of legend.
Manny
I don't want to get tangled up in those!
Manny
Uuuuh!
Manny
Watch those hands, clams.
Manny
I'll bet that light is what's attracting the octopus!
Chepito
Hey! Hands off!
Chepito
Nothing inside Chepito's "personal bubble" but Chepito!
Manny
Hey, Chepito, go for a swim, will ya?
Manny
You're drawing too much attention to us!
Chepito
Too bad!
Chepito
I'm sticking to you like the barnacles on my eyebrows, so don't even THINK of sneaking off with my Pearl!
Manny
Uuuuh!
Manny
There's no talking to octopuses.
Manny
I can't get anywhere near the sub while that monster's guarding it!
Manny
I don't want to get tangled up in those!
Manny
When I get that desperate for food, maybe.
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Chepito
Hey! Lay off!
Chepito
LeggoleggoLEGGO!
(Manny and Glottis stowaway to the edge of the world)
Manny
Hey! Where you goin'?
Manny
You can't leave me here all alone!
Manny
Come back here!
Manny
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Manny
She's coming back.
Glottis
Wooooo-hoo!
Manny
Looks like we're heading south.
Glottis
But there's nothing on that edge of the world. Except...
Manny
The edge!
EXT Underwater Factory Entrance DAY
Glottis
Manny?
Manny
Don't ask, Carnal, 'cuz I don't know!
Manny
Getting a little blue around the edges...
Manny
See any hint of that octopus swimming around here?
Glottis
No, but...
Glottis
...I can smell him.
EXT Base of the Conveyor Belt DAY
Manny
How convenient!
Manny
This old conveyor belt looks like it's about to fall apart.
Manny
Uh-oh.
EXT Underwater Factory Entrance DAY
Manny
Glottis, I'm going to sneak inside and look for Meche.
Glottis
What if that octopus comes back while you're gone?
Manny
Poke him in the eye and steal his sub!
Glottis
Heh.
Glottis
Stupid octopus.
INT. Airlock DAY
Manny
Hmmm. This door's locked.
Manny
Hmmm. This door's locked.
Manny
Hmmm. This door's locked.
INT. Catwalk DAY
Manny
Don't know what's down here...
INT. Secretary's Office DAY
Manny
Man, that ashtray is so fancy you could eat caviar out of it!
Manny
Man, that ashtray is so fancy you could eat caviar out of it!
Manny
It's empty.
Manny
It's empty.
Manny
It's empty.
Manny
It's empty.
Manny
Children's books.
Manny
It's locked.
Manny
It's locked.
Manny
It's empty.
(Manny is reunited with Meche and Domino)
Manny
Meche!
Meche
Manny! What are you doing here?
Manny
I wanted to see how your trip was going, Angel. I am your travel agent, you know. By the way, thanks for that bottle of champagne you sent me. It really hit the spot.
Meche
You were headed for a trap, I was trying to warn you. Domino was using me like bait. I didn't want you to end up a prisoner here like me.
Manny
Prisoner? Where's your cell? Or are you just sharing a bunk with the warden?
Meche
If that's what you think of me...
Meche
Then why did you come here?
Domino
Because this is where he belongs.
Domino
Here. Working for me.
Domino
I knew you'd come around eventually. Right or wrong, Manuel Calavera is always with the winning team, right, Manny? That's why you're here now.
Manny
I'm getting off this rock, and I'm taking all of these people with me.
Domino
Hahahahaha! Manny, there's no way off this island. I'm afraid you're stuck here in my little executive training program. See, I need you to take my place here, kid. I've got to get back to the city where the action is.
Glottis
Sorry, Manny, but I had to come in. My skin was getting all pruney.
Domino
Him, I don't need.
Glottis
Whoop! Waaaaaaaaaa!
Manny
I'm gonna grind you to powder for that, cabrón.
Domino
Maybe later...
Domino
But for now, let me just show you your new office.
Manny
Oof.
INT. Angelitos' Room DAY
Pugsy
Careful, Bibi.
Pugsy
The new boss is waking up.
Manny
I like my old desk better.
Manny
No drawers.
Manny
This is sad.
Manny
Hola, angelitos!
Pugsy
I'll bite you, I swear to God.
Bibi
Please don't bite anyone else, Pugsy.
Bibi
That's why they put us in the cage in the first place!
Manny
Why do you want to bite me?
Pugsy
You're the mean new boss.
Bibi
Mr. Hurley said you were meaner than him!
Pugsy
He said you had a BONE SAW.
Manny
My name is Manny Calavera. What's yours?
Pugsy
Mr. Hurley told us about you.
Pugsy
You're the one who tricked Meche.
Bibi
Poor Meche...
Manny
Meche is my friend. You can ask her.
Pugsy
She talked about you before.
Bibi
Every time she says your name, she looks so sad.
Pugsy
I don't know what you did to her, but you're gonna be sorry!
Manny
I didn't trick anybody.
Pugsy
Mr. Hurley said he was supposed to take care of Meche, but you stole her case from him.
Bibi
Is that true?
Manny
Let me see if I can explain this whole thing to you.
Manny
You see, I had this job, selling travel packages to immigrant souls...
Manny
If I sold enough of them, I got to leave the Land of the Dead.
Manny
Now, I was in a slump, and I needed a really fat commission, so--
Bibi
You're a bad man!
Pugsy
Go away bad man!
Bibi
Yeah, go away!
Manny
What are you two doing in this cage?
Bibi
Making light bulbs.
Pugsy
Look, we're working as hard as we can!
Pugsy
Why don't you leave us alone?
Manny
Listen, children. I'm here to help.
Bibi
There's really not much more room in here...
Pugsy
Your hands are too big to make light bulbs!
Manny
I'm here to help you get out of this cage.
Pugsy
You can't do that!
Pugsy
We have to stay here and take care of Meche!
Bibi
She'd be so sad here all alone.
Bibi
Sometimes we hear her crying, you know.
Manny
I'm the one who's going to take Meche out of here.
Bibi
What?
Pugsy
You can't do that!
Bibi
Who's gonna take care of us?
Bibi
Uh-hoo! We'll be all alone!
Bibi
...boo-hoo...
Pugsy
...hoo hoo hoo...
Bibi
Boo hoo hoo...
Bibi
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Pugsy
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Bibi
...boo-hoo...
Bibi
Boo hoo hoo...
Pugsy
...boo-hoo...
Bibi
...boo-hoo...
Bibi
Boo hoo hoo...
Bibi
*sniff* *sniff*
Bibi
...waaa-haaa-haaa...
Manny
Hey, hey. Don't cry children....
Pugsy
*sniff*
Pugsy
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Manny
Please...
Manny
...stop crying...
Bibi
Boo hoo hoo...
Manny
Why am I so bad at this?
Pugsy
*sniff*
Bibi
...waaa-haaa-haaa...
Pugsy
...hoo hoo hoo...
Pugsy
*sniff*
Bibi
Boo hoo hoo...
Pugsy
*sniff*
Pugsy
*sniff*
Bibi
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Manny
I'm here to help you get out of this cage.
Pugsy
You can't do that!
Pugsy
We have to stay here and take care of Meche!
Bibi
She'd be so sad here all alone.
Bibi
Sometimes we hear her crying, you know.
Manny
Nice cage you have here.
Pugsy
Mr. Hurley grew demon ravens with human heads in here.
Bibi
He said if we ever tried to get away, he'd send the ravens after us.
Pugsy
...and let them make nests out of our bones.
Manny
My hands are not too big to make light bulbs.
Pugsy
Then why DON'T you help?
Manny
My butt's too big to sit on one of those little perches.
Bibi
Ahhhhm! I'm going to tell Meche you said that word to us.
Pugsy
I told you he was bad.
Manny
I'm in the maritime union. We can't do factory work.
Bibi
I don't know what those words mean.
Pugsy
It means he doesn't want to help us because he's MEAN.
Manny
I just don't have any of those little, tiny tools, that's all.
Pugsy
Here, take my hammer.
Bibi
Hee hee.
Pugsy
HA HA HA!
Bibi
Tee hee hee!
Pugsy
AH-HA HA HA!
Pugsy
Heh heh heh!
Bibi
Hee.
Manny
Okay, back to work!
Pugsy
So mean...
Manny
This is the tiniest little hammer I've ever seen!
Manny
This is the tiniest little hammer I've ever seen!
Manny
I like my old desk better.
Manny
That's the door to the cage.
Pugsy
Duh.
Manny
Fly! Be free! Go bite Domino!
Pugsy
Leave us alone.
Bibi
If we get out again, he'll hurt Meche!
Manny
Fine then, stay in there.
Bibi
He IS mean.
INT. Secretary's Office DAY
Meche
Oh, look, It's my Prince Charming!
Meche
Are you back here just to insult me some more, or do you just want some ice for your head?
Manny
Man, that ashtray is so fancy you could eat caviar out of it!
Meche
Once you got used to the sooty aftertaste, you'd feel like a king!
Manny
I like the new dress.
Meche
Well, it's the best I could pull together out here.
Meche
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get decent fabric and silk stockings...
Meche
...on a deserted factory island on the edge of the world?
Manny
Hmmm...
Manny
No. No, I don't.
Manny
I think we need to talk.
Meche
Start talking. You're the salesman.
Manny
I have a lot of explaining to do.
Meche
Save your breath...
Meche
Domino's explained it all to me already.
Manny
You have a lot of explaining to do.
Meche
Wh-- ME?
Meche
About what?
Manny
Why are those children locked up in a cage?
Meche
With the wings those Angelitos have, they're the only things on this island Domino can't control.
Manny
Hey, if they can fly, let's set the kids free to go get help!
Meche
They can't fly THAT far, Manny.
Meche
But they can fly circles around Domino, and they can bite pretty hard...
Meche
Hee hee...
Manny
So why did you run out of my office?
Meche
I felt so embarrassed, and you looked so disappointed in me, I couldn't stand it any more.
Manny
Then what were you doing that whole year I was in Rubacava?
Meche
I was lost.
Manny
What did you--
Meche
I don't want to talk about that year, please.
Manny
Why are you working for Domino?
Meche
I do what he asks only to protect the children.
Manny
Has Domino hurt you in any way?
Meche
Not as much as I've hurt him.
Meche
Boy, can that guy take a punch!
Manny
Why did you take me out with that champagne bottle?
Meche
I told you--to stop you from falling into Domino's trap.
Meche
If you had made it on that ship then you would have ended up...
Manny
Here?
Meche
Yes.
Manny
Okay, I'll lay off the questions.
Meche
Great, now if we could just get you to lay off the cologne.
Manny
Hey, I'm a sailor now. We have to wear this stuff.
Manny
Come on, we're getting out of here.
Meche
Trying to steal my commission from Domino again?
Meche
Manny, don't you ever give up?
Manny
I'm not after any commission. I just want to get us both out of here.
Meche
Then why don't you just ask your boss for the day off?
Manny
Can't believe you think he's my boss. He's my arch-enemy!
Meche
I think he's your boss, you think he's my boyfriend...
Meche
...we don't seem to have a good foundation of trust in our relationship, do we?
Manny
I'm sorry I implied he was your boyfriend. I do trust you.
Meche
Well, I'm not sure I trust you about that.
Meche
But I'll tell you one thing that would convince me.
Manny
Name it.
Meche
Give me your gun.
Manny
What? What makes you think I have a gun?
Meche
You work for the most heavily-armed organization in the Land of the Dead.
Meche
Don't try to tell me they didn't issue you a gun.
Manny
I DON'T WORK FOR THE MOST HEAVILY-ARMED ORGANIZATION ANYWHERE!
Meche
You know, you're right.
Meche
There are those rumors of that revolutionary army that's been stockpiling weapons.
Manny
Actually, them, I work for.
Meche
Manny, why don't you come back when you're willing to deal straight with me, okay?
Manny
Hey, about that gun...
Meche
Ready to hand over your heater?
Manny
I would if I had one.
Meche
Right.
Manny
They didn't issue me a gun!
Meche
What, are you on probation?
Meche
I'm not buying this, Manuel.
Meche
Manny, why don't you come back when you're willing to deal straight with me, okay?
Manny
It's empty.
Meche
Our type of business doesn't produce a lot of paperwork.
Manny
Children's books.
Meche
I like to read to the Angelitos.
Meche
It reminds me of better times.
Manny
It's locked.
Manny
Those kids would probably only want to hear Meche read these books anyway.
Meche
Sir, do you have an appointment?
Manny
I'm going in there to tell Domino my demands.
Meche
I don't think you fully understand the chain of command around here...
Meche
Pugsy and Bibi work for you...
Meche
You and I work for Domino, who works for Hector LeMans, crime boss of El Marrow.
Manny
Well, I think it's time for a little corporate restructuring.
INT. Domino's Office DAY
Manny
He seems completely unaware of how close I am to escape!
Manny
Not picking that up.
Domino
Please put that--
Domino
...that...
Domino
Ha ha ha!
Domino
Okay, you can take out the tiny hammer if you want.
Domino
Please put that away.
Domino
Thank you.
INT. Secretary's Office DAY
Manny
Hey, about that gun...
Meche
Ready to hand over your heater?
Manny
I would if I had one.
Meche
Right.
Manny
Listen, Meche...
Meche
Manny, talking isn't helping right now, okay?
EXT Underwater Factory Entrance DAY
Manny
Nothing but dark waters that direction.
EXT The Coral Mines DAY
Manny
I'll bet all these miners were brought here by that octopus...
Manny
Well, at least it didn't eat them.
Manny
LAY DOWN YOUR TOOLS!
Manny
WE'RE BUSTING OUT OF HERE!
Manny
Man, if I had only gotten that book back from Terry, I could REALLY start some trouble here.
Manny
I'll bet all these miners were brought here by that octopus...
Manny
Well, at least it didn't eat them.
Manny
Chepito seems a little overpowered by his choice of tools.
Manny
Chepito!
Chepito
Eh? Who?
Chepito
Oh, YOU is it?
Chepito
Why I oughta!
Chepito
Look at my eyebrows!
Manny
Relax. We're bustin' out of here soon.
Chepito
We?
Chepito
"We" are done travelin' together.
Chepito
I work solo, my friend, and I walk...
Chepito
...alone.
Manny
Nice drill.
Chepito
Drill?
Chepito
This here is a cordless, high-speed, reciprocating CHISEL!
Chepito
And look...
Chepito
It's a "Bust-All!"
Chepito
They usually don't give these to the new guys.
Manny
How'd you get a Bust-All?
Chepito
I'm connected, plugged-in...
Chepito
And I had some booty to trade.
Chepito
TRADE'S the name of the game out here in the big reef.
Manny
Booty? Where'd you get booty?
Chepito
It's all over the ocean floor--jewelry, precious coins...
Chepito
You people and your fancy BOATS never know about it...
Chepito
...'cuz you just never stop and look.
Manny
Give me some booty and I'll buy our way out of here.
Chepito
I traded it all for this beauty!
Manny
You traded jewelry and precious coins for a power tool?
Chepito
IT'S A BUST-ALL!
Manny
That tool looks a little over-powered for you.
Chepito
Overpowered?!
Chepito
Nothing overpowers Chepito!
Manny
If you say so.
Manny
I want to trade something.
Chepito
Well, you came to the right place, sonny.
Chepito
Whatcha be needin'?
Manny
A gun.
Chepito
Oooh, that's gonna cost some...
Chepito
What you got on ya?
Manny
My turtleneck.
Chepito
Oh yeah, that is nice.
Chepito
Acrylic?
Manny
No, it's all natural.
Chepito
Ooh, too bad. Natural fibers are so uncomfortable underwater.
Manny
I know, I know...
Chepito
When you got something worth trading, come see ol' Chepito!
Chepito
He'll do you right!
Manny
Yo, Pito!
Manny
Have you ever seen an authentic "Li'l Chipper?"
Chepito
A Li'l Chipper? No, I haven't...
Chepito
But I'd sure love to give it a test-drive!
Chepito
Say, Li'l Chipper...
Chepito
You're okay!
Manny
I'll bet all these miners were brought here by that octopus...
Manny
Well, at least it didn't eat them.
Manny
I'll bet all these miners were brought here by that octopus...
Manny
It's a "Bust-All!"
Manny
Well, at least it didn't eat them.
Manny
It's a "Bust-All!"
EXT Underwater Factory Entrance DAY
Manny
Nothing but dark waters that direction.
INT. Secretary's Office DAY
Manny
I think I'd try couples' counseling first.
Manny
I don't want to Bust-All that.
Manny
I think I'd try couples' counseling first.
Manny
Hey, about that gun...
Meche
Ready to hand over your heater?
Manny
I would if I had one.
Meche
Right.
Manny
Listen, Meche...
Meche
Manny, talking isn't helping right now, okay?
EXT Base of the Giant Crane DAY
Manny
ˇEs enorme!
EXT Crane Tracks DAY
Manny
I can't get out of here! There's no ladder!
EXT Base of the Giant Crane DAY
Manny
ˇEs enorme!
EXT Base of the Conveyor Belt DAY
Manny
Uh-oh.
(Manny finds the Lamancha hanging off the end of the world)
EXT Hanging Ship DAY
Manny
GLOTTIS!
Manny
YOU'RE OKAY!
Glottis
Well it hurt a little when I hit, but my head cracked open an aft panel here...
Manny
I gotta tell you, Carnal, I thought you were dead!
Glottis
Oh, Manny, I've been having a great time! Listen--
Glottis
I ask you, is there an engine that can resist the love that's in these hands?
Manny
Apparently not.
Manny
I think this baby's our ticket out of here.
Glottis
Oh yeah good point!
Glottis
I was just wrenchin' her for fun, but your idea's good too!
Manny
Not picking that up.
Manny
That's as close to the edge as I wanna be.
Manny
That's as close to the edge as I wanna be.
Manny
That's as close to the edge as I wanna be.
Manny
Hey! Need one of these?
Glottis
Ah, that would have been easier to get her open with than my head!
Glottis
But it's too late now.
Manny
Hey, do you need my scythe?
Glottis
No, it's not really that kind of job. But thanks.
EXT End of the Conveyor Belt DAY
Manny
I don't know how I'd get down there without this current taking me over the edge.
Manny
Uh-oh.
EXT The Coral Mines DAY
Manny
I'll bet all these miners were brought here by that octopus...
Manny
LAY DOWN YOUR TOOLS!
Manny
WE'RE BUSTING OUT OF HERE!
Manny
Man, if I had only gotten that book back from Terry, I could REALLY start some trouble here.
Manny
Chepito!
Chepito
Ahh!
Chepito
Quit yellin!
Manny
How'd you get a Bust-All?
Chepito
I'm connected, plugged-in...
Chepito
And I had some booty to trade.
Chepito
TRADE'S the name of the game out here in the big reef.
Manny
Booty? Where'd you get booty?
Chepito
It's all over the ocean floor--jewelry, precious coins...
Chepito
You people and your fancy BOATS never know about it...
Chepito
...'cuz you just never stop and look.
Manny
Give me some booty and I'll buy our way out of here.
Chepito
I traded it all for this beauty!
Manny
You traded jewelry and precious coins for a power tool?
Chepito
IT'S A BUST-ALL!
Manny
I want to trade something.
Chepito
Well, you came to the right place, sonny.
Chepito
Whatcha be needin'?
Manny
A hug.
Chepito
Hmmm... Nope!
Chepito
That's the one thing I ain't got for ya!
Manny
A drink.
Chepito
Ha! We're swimming in the biggest drink there is!
Chepito
Drinks aren't a hot commodity down here, sorry.
Manny
A towel.
Chepito
Hey, you funny guy, chalk-head!
Manny
My friend Glottis to be alive.
Chepito
What? What happened?
Manny
He went over the edge.
Chepito
Ah, stay away from the edge I tell ya--it's dangerous!
Chepito
I've seen whole ships go over in my time...
Chepito
Their engine's in full-reverse, trying to drop anchor, but the current...
Chepito
...ya can't fight her, so stay back!
Manny
How about a pair of nice silk stockings?
Chepito
Ahh, now there's a high-ticket item!
Chepito
I MIGHT be able to get ya some, but I gotta tell ya...
Chepito
...you couldn't afford it!
Manny
A boat.
Chepito
THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THE BOATS!
Chepito
You know I don't like 'em, why do ya have to needle me?
Manny
Ah, I can't think of anything else!
Chepito
Think small, like a knife or dirty books...
Manny
You got that stuff?
Chepito
Well, no, but practically EVERYTHING else.
Chepito
Well, I got a long day of reef-wreckin' ahead of me so...
Manny
Please, bust away!
Manny
Chepito!
Chepito
Ahh!
Chepito
Quit yellin!
Manny
Well, you don't want that big octopus to see you chatting.
Chepito
Oh, brother! That's right!
Manny
No way, I don't want to remind him that I took it!
Chepito
Git that away from me--I got my own tools, thank ya!
Manny
I'll bet all these miners were brought here by that octopus...
Manny
Well, at least it didn't eat them.
Manny
Not picking that up.
Manny
They covet my Bust-All but they cannot have it!
Manny
That soul has already been reaped.
INT. Secretary's Office DAY
Meche
Sir, do you have an appointment?
Manny
I'm going in there to tell Domino my demands.
Meche
I don't think you fully understand the chain of command around here...
Meche
Pugsy and Bibi work for you...
Meche
You and I work for Domino, who works for Hector LeMans, crime boss of El Marrow.
Manny
Well, I think it's time for a little corporate restructuring.
INT. Domino's Office DAY
Domino
Please put that away.
Domino
Thank you.
INT. Angelitos' Room DAY
Manny
That's a little bit of overkill, considering it's not locked.
Manny
Hey, kiddles!
Manny
Check out my BONE SAW!
Bibi
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEE!
Pugsy
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Bibi
AH-HAAAAAAAA!
Bibi
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE!!
Bibi
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEE!
Bibi
AH-HAAAAAAAA!
Pugsy
AHHHHHH-HAAAA!
Bibi
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE!!
Bibi
...boo-hoo...
Bibi
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Pugsy
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE!!
Bibi
...hoo hoo hoo...
Bibi
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Pugsy
...waaa-haaa-haaa...
Bibi
...hoo hoo hoo...
Pugsy
*sniff*
Pugsy
...boo-hoo...
Bibi
*sniff* *sniff*
Bibi
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Bibi
...hoo hoo hoo...
Manny
Hola, angelitos!
Bibi
...waaa-haaa-haaa...
Pugsy
Hello Mr. Mean Boss Guy.
Pugsy
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Manny
Hey, would one of you children happen to have a gun?
Pugsy
Yeah, we do.
Pugsy
So stick 'em up!
Manny
Let me see it.
Bibi
(He doesn't have one. He's such a liar.)
Pugsy
Oh yeah, well you're stupid.
Bibi
Your light bulbs don't work.
Pugsy
Your light bulbs all smell like boogers.
Bibi
Ha-ha, nobody thinks you're funny anymore.
Pugsy
Oh yeah, well everybody in this cage is smarter than you.
Bibi
Everybody except for you.
Pugsy
Yeah, 'cuz I'm ESPECIALLY smarter than you.
Bibi
In your dreams.
Pugsy
In your baby bed that's all wet 'cuz you wet in it.
Bibi
SHUT UP!
Pugsy
Bed wetter!
Bibi
I SAID SHUT UP!
Pugsy
No, no really, I have to sleep with an umbrella down here!
Bibi
Oh yeah, well at least I never asked Meche to marry me.
Pugsy
What?
Bibi
"Miss Colomar, you're sooooo pretty... Will you marry me?"
Pugsy
I never said that!
Bibi
"Oooooooh, Miss Coooolooomaaaarr..."
Pugsy
Stupid Bibi blue-beanie bed-wetter!
Bibi
Pugsy the Bugsy, lies like a rugsy.
Manny
WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP?!?
Bibi
...boo-hoo...
Pugsy
...waaa-haaa-haaa...
Bibi
Boo hoo hoo...
Pugsy
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Bibi
...hoo hoo hoo...
Bibi
...boo-hoo...
Manny
Hola, angelitos!
Bibi
...waaa-haaa-haaa...
Pugsy
Hello Mr. Mean Boss Guy.
Pugsy
Boo hoo hoo...
Bibi
*sniff* *sniff*
Bibi
...hoo hoo hoo...
Manny
You're two bad little children. I'm glad you're in a cage.
Bibi
Hee-hee, hee-hee...
Pugsy
Ha ha ha, ha...
Manny
VERY bad.
Bibi
HEE HEE HEE HEE-HEE!
Pugsy
AH-HA-HA-HA-AH!
Manny
You bite me, and I'll sue your parents.
Bibi
Our parents?
Pugsy
Our parents?
Pugsy
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Bibi
...waaa-haaa-haaa...
Manny
You children just wait here and be brave little angelitos, okay?
Pugsy
...waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Bibi
...boo-hoo...
Bibi
...hoo hoo hoo...
Bibi
Okay.
Manny
Last chance.
Pugsy
Poopy pants!
Bibi
Hee hee.
Pugsy
Heh, heh-heh.
Bibi
Ah ha ha!
Pugsy
HA HA HA!
Manny
Fine then, stay in there.
Bibi
He IS mean.
Manny
Not here!
Manny
How are my brave little soldiers?
Bibi
Are you here to rescue us?
Manny
I'm working on it.
Manny
You children just wait here and be brave little angelitos, okay?
Bibi
Okay.
Manny
I like my old desk better.
Manny
No drawers.
Manny
Not moving any furniture today.
INT. Secretary's Office DAY
Manny
I don't want to Bust-All that.
Manny
I think I'd try couples' counseling first.
Manny
I don't want to Bust-All that.
Meche
Ahh! Ow!
Meche
Oh, my stockings! They're ruined!
(Meche takes off her stockings)
Meche
And this was my best pair...
Meche
You try to just have one nice thing on this cruel island...
Manny
Good enough for me.
Meche
What is?
Manny
Oh, uh... the...um...
Manny
...the speed at which you're working.
Meche
That's nice, Manny, but you're not my boss, so really I couldn't care less.
Manny
Good. Excellent. Carry on.
Manny
You know, a little clear nail polish would fix these right up...
Manny
It's a "Bust-All!"